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MAN: Here we go.
HELGA: Arnold.

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(YOWLING)
(BARKING)

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Hey, Arnold!

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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(CRASHING)

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(SCREAMS)

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Hey, Arnold!

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Arnold.

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Arnold!

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(SIREN WAILING)
Arnold.

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Arnold.

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Move it, football head!

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ALL: Hey, Arnold!

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(GROWLS)

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HELGA: Cut! Cut!

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Hey, Arnold!

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Huh?

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Get off the stage!

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(ALL LAUGHING)
(GRUNTS)

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This isn't
your scene!

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Oh, yeah.

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Sorry.

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Amateur.

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Okay, let's pick it up
from the dance
of the vegetables.

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Five, six, seven, eight.

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(BELL RINGING)

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(CHATTERING)

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Not so fast.

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Come on, Helga.
We know our lines.

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Know your lines?

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Of course,
you know your lines.

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But I don't want
to just hear your lines.

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I want to hear
what's in your souls!

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Do vegetables
have souls?

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That audience expects
food with feelings.

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And that's what
we're gonna give 'em.

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Iggy, what's
your motivation?

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I don't know.
I'm a utensil.

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Stinky, what's
in your character's gut?

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I thought so.
You guys all bite.

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Okay, here's the deal.

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I want every kid here
a half an hour early

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so we can do
another run-through.

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If anybody is late,

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they're gonna
have to answer
to old Betsy.

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I'm Monkeyman!

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(DOG BARKING)

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(CATS MEOWING)

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Fruits.
We had to be fruits.

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Why couldn't we
have been in the bread group?

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Or beverages?

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I could have been
a cream soda.

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ARNOLD: Yeah,
well, we're fruits.

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And let's hurry,
or we'll miss the bus.

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Slow down!

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This strawberry
really chafes.

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(ENGINE STARTS)

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Man, this is
so humiliating.

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This is nothing.

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In a few hours,
the entire student body

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will be laughing at us.

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(BELL DINGING)

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I can't believe
we have to do this.

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For Helga.

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I know,
it's not fair.

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But there's nothing
we can do about it.

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Nothing.

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Unless...

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ARNOLD: Unless what?

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Let's just say,

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we forgot
to pull that cord,

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and we didn't
get off at this stop?

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Or the next stop?

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Or the next!

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Hey. By the time
we get back home,

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the play
would be over.

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No. We couldn't do that.
It would ruin the play.

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Well, was it right
for Helga to make fun
of you during rehearsal?

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Well... Oh, Gerald,
we gotta stop.
We can't ruin the play.

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(ENGINE REVVING)

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Well, maybe
one more stop
would be okay.

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(CHATTERING)

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(TICKING)

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HELGA: People, people!

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Now, remember,
a play has a life
of its own.

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It's got to breathe.

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Every food group
must build upon the group
that came before it.

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First, the legumes.

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"Legumes"? I thought
we were beans.

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You are, genius!

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Then the meats.
Lusty and powerful.

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Then the fruits,
they're...

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Hey! Where
are the fruits?

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They're not here, Helga.
They never showed up.

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What?

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(YELLING) Arnold!

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Did you hear
something just now?

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Nope.

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Hey, how far does
this bus go anyway?

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What difference
does it make?

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When it gets
to the end of the line,

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we'll just
ride it back again.

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The journey is
the destination, man.

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What's that mean?

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I'm not sure.

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I heard it
in a hippie movie.

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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Hey, what's going on?

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GERALD: Oh, man.
This is the end of the line.

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You and your
hippie movies.

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Does this mean...

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Yeah. We're stuck.

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Downtown.

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As fruits.

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Now, what?

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I know. We'll call
my mom and dad.

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They'll come
pick us up.

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Good idea.

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Great.
Just great!

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Well, at least let's get
rid of these costumes.

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Uh, I can't.

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Why not?

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I didn't wear
anything underneath.

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You didn't wear
anything underneath?

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Well, polyester
makes me sweat.

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Okay, so you have
to stay a strawberry.

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Arnold,
this is serious.

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We're stuck downtown,
I'm a strawberry

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and we don't
have any money!

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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MAN: Here, you go.

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What's this?

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MAN: You know
what it is. Just take it.

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Wow. People downtown
sure are friendly.

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Let's go.

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He's two minutes late.

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You were right, Arnold.

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Those shoes really
pull your look together.

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You hungry?

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Hey, thanks, man.

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Ain't no problem,
fella.

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Does souvlaki cover
the four food groups?

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Who cares?

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(BOTH CHUCKLING)

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

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<i> ♪ I'm a steak
 A juicy steak</i>

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<i> ♪ Full of fat and protein</i>

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<i> ♪ I'm a ham
 You know I am</i>

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<i> ♪ And if you keep kosher</i>

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<i> ♪ I'm not in your routine ♪</i>

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(AUDIENCE CLAPPING)

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HELGA: Psst.

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Stretch. Stretch!

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

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(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

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I can't believe
this is happening.

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Do you know how hard
I prepared for my role?

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I ate nothing
but dairy products
for two weeks!

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If I ever get my hands
on that Arnold, I'll...

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I'll...

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Soothe his fevered brow,

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oh, my poor
lost sweetheart,

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how I love you.

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(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

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And yet I hate you.

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And yet I love you.

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And yet I hate you!

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And yet I love you.

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(BREATHING HEAVILY)

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(SIREN WAILING)

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(CROWD CLAPPING)

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(CHEERING)

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Hey, waiter.
Sodas for everyone.

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All right!

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Rack 'em again, fat man.

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What do you mean
you gave it
to the wrong banana?

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Um...

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What does this
other banana look like?

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You know, kind of
small, kind of yellow,

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banana shoes.

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Just like those.

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MAN: Hey!

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Hey, you two!

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(EXCLAIMS)

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MAN: Who enters the realm
of the great Zamboni?

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I'm Arnold.
This is Gerald.

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Wait, wait!

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You're... You're Arnold!

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And Gerald.

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Good guess.

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Ha! Zamboni Jones
does not guess.

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He knows.

193
00:09:02,029 --> 00:09:06,269
You have come to me
with a problem.

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Yeah. We came
downtown and at first,
everything was great.

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But now it's
all gone wrong.

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There is a disturbance
in your karmic energy field.

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(HUMMING)

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Is there someone you have
harmed in the past?

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Hmm? Someone
you have wronged.

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Hmm...

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My play!

202
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My play!

203
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My beautiful play!

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Nope. Can't think of a soul.

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Gerald, you've
got to be kidding.

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Think of Helga
and her play,

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and all the kids
back at school
that we're letting down.

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What's your point?

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ARNOLD: Come on.
We've got a karmic
energy field to fix.

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Bye, Mr. Jones. Thanks.

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Hey! Where is my $3.50?

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I should
have foreseen this.

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(WHISTLES)

214
00:10:01,627 --> 00:10:02,693
(TIRES SCREECH)

215
00:10:03,865 --> 00:10:04,931
(CATS MEOWING)

216
00:10:13,554 --> 00:10:14,620
(TIRES SCREECH)

217
00:10:16,025 --> 00:10:17,092
(OBJECTS CLATTERING)

218
00:10:21,103 --> 00:10:22,304
Wow.

219
00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,140
People downtown
sure are friendly.

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00:10:36,971 --> 00:10:39,775
(CRYING)
I'm ruined.
Ruined!

221
00:10:39,844 --> 00:10:42,248
My future
as a playwright
is over.

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00:10:46,058 --> 00:10:46,924
(SNIFFLES)

223
00:10:51,671 --> 00:10:52,804
(AUDIENCE BOOING)

224
00:10:55,011 --> 00:10:56,312
(CLEARS THROAT)

225
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Ladies and gentlemen.

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There will be
a small change
in the fourth act.

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00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:04,330
We won't
be having it.

228
00:11:04,399 --> 00:11:06,868
It seems that some
of our food groups

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00:11:06,937 --> 00:11:09,776
are not as dedicated
as the rest of us.

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00:11:09,844 --> 00:11:12,615
But the show
must go on.

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<i> ♪ It's fruits
 It's fruits</i>

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00:11:15,990 --> 00:11:18,060
<i> ♪ That really
 makes us toots</i>

233
00:11:18,129 --> 00:11:19,029
<i> ♪ It's fruits</i>

234
00:11:19,097 --> 00:11:20,164
<i> ♪ It's fruits</i>

235
00:11:20,233 --> 00:11:22,101
<i> ♪ That give us all a hoot</i>

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<i> ♪ It's not like
 other food groups
aren't important</i>

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00:11:26,581 --> 00:11:28,350
<i> ♪ In fact you need us all</i>

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00:11:28,418 --> 00:11:31,289
<i> ♪ To make your fingernails
 And eyes and organs</i>

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<i> ♪ It's fruits
 It's fruits</i>

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<i> ♪ You've got
 To have your fruits</i>

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<i> ♪ That's what the folks
 With scurvy say</i>

242
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<i> ♪ 'Cause it's fruits
 Us fruits</i>

243
00:11:41,781 --> 00:11:43,851
<i> ♪ That really makes us sing</i>

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Wait till I get my hands
on you, Arnold,
you beautiful creature.

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<i> ♪ This is the end
 Of our play ♪</i>

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(EXCLAIMS)

247
00:12:01,558 --> 00:12:02,759
(HELGA SIGHS)

248
00:12:11,113 --> 00:12:12,346
(GROWLING)

249
00:12:14,319 --> 00:12:15,754
<i>GERALD: Hey, Arnold!</i>

250
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,090
(ROARS)

251
00:12:17,159 --> 00:12:18,660
(GROWLS)

252
00:12:18,729 --> 00:12:20,164
(SNARLS)

253
00:12:23,940 --> 00:12:25,608
<i> Hey, Arnold!</i>

254
00:12:25,677 --> 00:12:27,012
Arnold!

255
00:12:27,081 --> 00:12:28,214
(CARS HONKING)

256
00:12:28,283 --> 00:12:29,184
What are you
looking at?

257
00:12:29,253 --> 00:12:31,488
Hello! Is anybody
in there, man?

258
00:12:32,526 --> 00:12:33,760
Come on,
we gotta cross now

259
00:12:33,829 --> 00:12:36,166
or else we're gonna
be late for school.

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ARNOLD: Okay,
I'm right behind you.

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00:12:38,038 --> 00:12:39,907
Hey, Arnold.
Hey, Gerald.

262
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:42,078
Want to see
my albino worm
collection?

263
00:12:42,147 --> 00:12:44,016
I call this one "Pinky."

264
00:12:44,085 --> 00:12:45,854
Uh, no thanks, Billy.

265
00:12:45,923 --> 00:12:48,960
Okay. But you don't
know what you're missing.

266
00:12:49,030 --> 00:12:51,599
Look, you guys.
I got a new scab!

267
00:12:51,668 --> 00:12:54,372
If you squint real hard,
it's look like Texas.

268
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,043
That's nice, Sheena.

269
00:12:56,111 --> 00:12:58,614
The crusty part
is the Alamo.

270
00:12:58,683 --> 00:13:00,518
GERALD: That's disgusting!

271
00:13:00,587 --> 00:13:01,788
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

272
00:13:02,926 --> 00:13:05,163
Uh... Nougats?

273
00:13:05,232 --> 00:13:06,933
None for me.

274
00:13:07,002 --> 00:13:08,603
I had a big breakfast.

275
00:13:10,376 --> 00:13:12,512
Well, folks,
I think we've reached

276
00:13:12,581 --> 00:13:13,949
the end
of our dork parade.

277
00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:16,454
Hey, look,
here comes Eugene.

278
00:13:16,523 --> 00:13:17,690
(HONKING)

279
00:13:17,759 --> 00:13:19,594
GERALD: I stand corrected.

280
00:13:19,663 --> 00:13:21,565
Am I seeing things?

281
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,138
No, that's Eugene
all right.

282
00:13:24,207 --> 00:13:27,077
And he's riding
a really cool bike.

283
00:13:28,918 --> 00:13:30,018
(TIRES SCREECHING)

284
00:13:30,086 --> 00:13:31,754
(KIDS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)

285
00:13:33,627 --> 00:13:35,496
What'd you do,
rob a bike store?

286
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:36,899
(ALL LAUGHING)

287
00:13:36,968 --> 00:13:39,973
No, it's Flag Day
and my family
exchanges gifts.

288
00:13:40,042 --> 00:13:42,778
All my life I've wanted
a bike like this.

289
00:13:42,848 --> 00:13:45,051
Look at it!
Look at it, you guys.

290
00:13:45,119 --> 00:13:48,591
Shiny red frame
with little specs of
metallic stuff in the paint,

291
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,330
lots of gears
so I don't have
to pump hard

292
00:13:50,398 --> 00:13:51,731
when I'm going
up a hill.

293
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,304
Big thick tires
so I can run over glass.

294
00:13:54,373 --> 00:13:56,978
It's the one thing
I've wanted more
than anything else.

295
00:13:57,046 --> 00:13:58,581
More than
incredible wealth.

296
00:13:58,649 --> 00:14:00,585
More than world peace!

297
00:14:00,653 --> 00:14:02,389
It's my dream bike,
you guys.

298
00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:05,296
My dream bike.
And I finally got it.

299
00:14:05,365 --> 00:14:08,435
There's just one thing
it needs to make it perfect.

300
00:14:10,476 --> 00:14:11,910
ALL: Ooh!

301
00:14:14,584 --> 00:14:16,320
(CLICKING)

302
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,458
(HONKING)

303
00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:23,301
I guess every dork
has his day.

304
00:14:23,371 --> 00:14:24,371
(BELL RINGING)

305
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:25,606
Yeah.

306
00:14:32,023 --> 00:14:33,591
I'll be there
in a second, Gerald.

307
00:14:40,675 --> 00:14:41,809
(HORN HONKING)

308
00:14:46,689 --> 00:14:48,391
(CRASHES)

309
00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:50,061
(WHIMPERING)

310
00:14:51,866 --> 00:14:53,067
My bike.

311
00:14:53,137 --> 00:14:55,306
I'm really sorry,
Eugene.

312
00:14:55,374 --> 00:14:56,675
I don't know
what to say.

313
00:14:56,744 --> 00:14:58,113
My bike!

314
00:14:58,181 --> 00:15:00,350
I think it's history,
Eugene.

315
00:15:00,419 --> 00:15:01,753
My bike!

316
00:15:01,822 --> 00:15:03,357
It was an accident,
Eugene.

317
00:15:03,426 --> 00:15:05,161
I'm really, really sorry.

318
00:15:08,604 --> 00:15:10,139
(SCREAMING)

319
00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:13,312
(CAR ALARMS BLARING)

320
00:15:14,984 --> 00:15:18,023
No, no, no! Please!

321
00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:19,559
No! Not my bike.

322
00:15:19,629 --> 00:15:23,201
(CRYING HYSTERICALLY)
No! No, please!

323
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:24,270
Not my bike.

324
00:15:24,338 --> 00:15:26,408
Man, I feel terrible
about this, Gerald.

325
00:15:26,477 --> 00:15:28,846
Look, Arnold.
It wasn't your fault.

326
00:15:28,915 --> 00:15:31,752
Stuff like this always
happens to the geeky kids.

327
00:15:31,821 --> 00:15:33,256
And of all the kids
in the school,

328
00:15:33,325 --> 00:15:35,227
Eugene's got to
be the geekiest.

329
00:15:35,296 --> 00:15:37,332
You could say that again.

330
00:15:37,401 --> 00:15:40,071
Hey, where's Pinky?
Pinky?

331
00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:41,841
Anybody
seen my Pinky?

332
00:15:42,478 --> 00:15:43,680
(SQUELCHING)

333
00:15:43,748 --> 00:15:44,981
Ew.

334
00:15:45,719 --> 00:15:46,885
(BELL RINGING)

335
00:15:55,172 --> 00:15:56,741
(CRASHES)

336
00:15:56,809 --> 00:15:58,278
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

337
00:16:00,218 --> 00:16:01,418
(MOTOR WHIRRING)

338
00:16:24,972 --> 00:16:27,843
EUGENE: Wow, Arnold.
It's beautiful.

339
00:16:27,912 --> 00:16:28,912
ARNOLD: Thanks.

340
00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:30,883
It is kind
of nice, isn't it?

341
00:16:30,952 --> 00:16:32,921
"Nice"? Heck,
it's better than ever.

342
00:16:32,989 --> 00:16:33,989
(HONKING)

343
00:16:34,058 --> 00:16:35,660
You didn't have
to do this, Arnold.

344
00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:37,197
Yeah, but I wanted to.

345
00:16:37,265 --> 00:16:39,336
Wow, Arnold,
you're a pal.

346
00:16:39,404 --> 00:16:41,907
I'm gonna take it
for a ride right now.

347
00:16:41,976 --> 00:16:44,146
Hey, wait!
Don't forget this.

348
00:16:47,287 --> 00:16:49,624
Have a good ride,
Eugene.

349
00:16:49,693 --> 00:16:51,261
Oh, hey, Abner,
what you got there?

350
00:16:51,330 --> 00:16:52,798
Brake cable?

351
00:16:53,635 --> 00:16:54,903
The brake cable!

352
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:56,072
Eugene!

353
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,009
Whee!

354
00:16:58,079 --> 00:17:00,482
I'm a bird!
I'm a plane!

355
00:17:00,551 --> 00:17:01,618
I'm...

356
00:17:05,261 --> 00:17:07,062
...about to be hurt
very badly.

357
00:17:07,633 --> 00:17:08,901
(CRASHES)

358
00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:11,774
(METAL CLATTERING)

359
00:17:13,579 --> 00:17:14,747
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

360
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:16,049
Come in.

361
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,553
Hey, Eugene.

362
00:17:17,622 --> 00:17:20,527
Oh. Hi, Arnold.
Thanks for coming.

363
00:17:20,595 --> 00:17:22,998
Listen, Eugene.
I'm really sorry.

364
00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:24,367
What do you mean, Arnold?

365
00:17:24,437 --> 00:17:25,871
You didn't
do anything.

366
00:17:25,940 --> 00:17:27,843
It's just something
that happened, that's all.

367
00:17:27,912 --> 00:17:30,582
Well, I brought you
some candy
to make it up to you.

368
00:17:30,651 --> 00:17:32,018
Aww, that's nice
of you, Arnold,

369
00:17:32,087 --> 00:17:34,056
but really,
you didn't have to.

370
00:17:34,124 --> 00:17:36,026
Here. Let me
help you with that.

371
00:17:36,831 --> 00:17:38,800
(SCREAMING)

372
00:17:38,869 --> 00:17:40,403
Oh, no!
I'm sorry.

373
00:17:40,473 --> 00:17:41,673
Here. Let me take that.

374
00:17:41,741 --> 00:17:43,276
(SCREAMING)

375
00:17:43,345 --> 00:17:45,982
Man, I'm sorry.
(EUGENE EXCLAIMING IN AGONY)

376
00:17:46,051 --> 00:17:48,120
I'll just...
No! No.

377
00:17:48,189 --> 00:17:50,359
Arnold, please,
you don't have to.

378
00:17:50,427 --> 00:17:53,064
Please just
sit down there.
Right over there.

379
00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:57,107
Good.

380
00:17:58,479 --> 00:17:59,579
Look, Eugene.

381
00:17:59,648 --> 00:18:01,383
Somehow, I'm gonna
make it all up to you.

382
00:18:01,451 --> 00:18:03,622
I don't know how yet,
but I'm gonna do it.

383
00:18:03,690 --> 00:18:04,891
You'll see.

384
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,160
(SIGHS SOFTLY)

385
00:18:06,229 --> 00:18:07,396
What a guy.

386
00:18:09,837 --> 00:18:13,376
<i>WOMAN ON PA:
 Dr. Kravitz, you have
 a visitor in the main...</i>

387
00:18:13,445 --> 00:18:15,681
Here it is, 336.

388
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:18,521
Tonsillectomy.
Let's do it.

389
00:18:18,590 --> 00:18:19,924
(MOTOR WHIRRING)

390
00:18:19,993 --> 00:18:21,527
<i>BOY: He's a dork.</i>

391
00:18:21,596 --> 00:18:23,465
<i>HELGA: He's a real dork.</i>

392
00:18:23,534 --> 00:18:26,538
<i>GERALD: Yeah,
 stuff like this always
happens to the geeky kids.</i>

393
00:18:29,681 --> 00:18:30,882
(SQUEAKING)

394
00:18:32,688 --> 00:18:33,821
(CLOTH TEARING)

395
00:18:33,890 --> 00:18:35,859
GERALD: Arnold, come quick!

396
00:18:35,928 --> 00:18:38,331
Harold just ripped
his pants wide open.

397
00:18:39,069 --> 00:18:40,069
(CRASHES)

398
00:18:41,941 --> 00:18:44,612
Hey, Arnold.
Shake hands
with Mr. Crab.

399
00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:47,986
(EUGENE SCREAMING)

400
00:18:56,139 --> 00:18:58,008
(MUFFLED YELLING)

401
00:19:02,687 --> 00:19:04,188
(ALL LAUGHING)

402
00:19:07,330 --> 00:19:09,366
Every dork
deserves his day.

403
00:19:10,705 --> 00:19:12,606
And I'm gonna
give that dork his day.

404
00:19:18,856 --> 00:19:21,326
(SOFTLY)
Oh, hi, there, Arnold.

405
00:19:21,395 --> 00:19:22,930
Hey, Eugene.
What happened
to your voice?

406
00:19:22,999 --> 00:19:26,136
I don't know.
There was
some kind of mix-up.

407
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:28,441
They took my tonsils
out by mistake.

408
00:19:28,510 --> 00:19:29,410
That's terrible.

409
00:19:29,479 --> 00:19:30,580
No, not really.

410
00:19:30,648 --> 00:19:32,852
You don't need 'em, anyway.

411
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:35,424
I kind of wish they would
have left my spleen, though.

412
00:19:35,492 --> 00:19:39,265
Listen, Eugene.
I just want you to know
I'm sorry for everything.

413
00:19:39,334 --> 00:19:41,070
The teeter-totter,
the crab, the paste...

414
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:42,172
Huh?

415
00:19:42,241 --> 00:19:43,976
I don't know what
you're talking about.

416
00:19:44,045 --> 00:19:46,014
But I figured out
a way to pay you back.

417
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:47,885
I'm gonna take you out
for one full day

418
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,521
where nothing bad
happens at all.

419
00:19:49,590 --> 00:19:51,192
One entire day
of just you and me

420
00:19:51,261 --> 00:19:54,566
having nonstop
full-on action-packed fun.

421
00:19:54,635 --> 00:19:57,139
Gee, Arnold.
That sounds neat.

422
00:19:57,207 --> 00:19:58,207
Great.

423
00:19:58,276 --> 00:19:59,277
I'll be here
to pick you up

424
00:19:59,345 --> 00:20:00,545
the first thing
tomorrow morning.

425
00:20:01,616 --> 00:20:03,686
And don't forget
to wear your fun clothes.

426
00:20:04,390 --> 00:20:05,824
That Arnold.

427
00:20:05,894 --> 00:20:08,497
He just keeps
giving and giving.

428
00:20:26,371 --> 00:20:27,639
(GASPS)

429
00:20:40,236 --> 00:20:41,603
(CROWD CHEERING)

430
00:20:50,424 --> 00:20:51,425
(THUMPS)

431
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,236
(CHOKING)

432
00:21:16,816 --> 00:21:18,451
(COUGHING)

433
00:21:22,495 --> 00:21:23,628
(EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)

434
00:21:34,922 --> 00:21:36,124
(SPLASHES)

435
00:21:36,995 --> 00:21:38,629
(VOMITING)

436
00:21:46,949 --> 00:21:48,017
Sorry, Eugene.

437
00:21:48,085 --> 00:21:50,188
I guess we shouldn't
have taken that ferry ride.

438
00:21:50,257 --> 00:21:51,524
(VOMITING)

439
00:21:53,864 --> 00:21:56,235
Oh, that's okay.

440
00:21:56,303 --> 00:21:59,107
You couldn't have known
I get motion sickness.

441
00:21:59,176 --> 00:22:02,415
Oh, Eugene.
I'm really sorry.

442
00:22:02,483 --> 00:22:05,889
All I wanted to do was
pay you back for all
the trouble I've caused you.

443
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:08,495
Everything just
seems to go wrong.

444
00:22:08,564 --> 00:22:10,967
I guess this wasn't
such a good day
after all.

445
00:22:11,036 --> 00:22:13,138
Are you kidding me, Arnold?

446
00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:15,043
I ate hot dogs
in the park.

447
00:22:15,112 --> 00:22:18,350
I almost caught
a home-run ball
hit by Spuds McGee.

448
00:22:18,419 --> 00:22:20,588
I watched the sun
set on the river...

449
00:22:20,656 --> 00:22:22,859
And I even got
to swim in the river.

450
00:22:22,928 --> 00:22:25,165
By accident, sorta.

451
00:22:25,234 --> 00:22:26,768
I had a great time.

452
00:22:28,441 --> 00:22:31,946
You know, nobody has ever
done anything like this
for me before.

453
00:22:37,561 --> 00:22:40,132
I don't know
how I'll ever be able
to thank you enough.

454
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,437
This has been one
of the best days
I've ever had.

455
00:22:42,506 --> 00:22:43,672
(EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)

456
00:22:44,510 --> 00:22:46,278
See you later,
Arnold.

457
00:22:46,347 --> 00:22:48,049
Uh, excuse me.

458
00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:49,753
Mr. Driver, sir?

459
00:22:49,821 --> 00:22:51,690
You think you can open...

460
00:22:55,501 --> 00:22:56,668
Hey, Eugene.

461
00:22:57,539 --> 00:22:59,307
Ah, I'll give it
to you tomorrow.